tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86779164560779872602024-02-06T19:21:04.836-08:00Mortadella's LifeMortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.comBlogger189125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-18143386445225658322015-07-28T16:36:00.002-07:002015-07-28T16:37:43.767-07:00On houseguests.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKGayARZ90R1TK32x2fSysu4PZ0mH9QTkkYgP74327Z7JHSf_Ks_sZeDMHnfhxqJ_PVK8Zze6omQIFUY3DbaTTcHDTtXhwHBzFrhbzIUh2Pgbe7ZPNvZl7FEtDii2arX8-ZBgx5opbsT0/s1600/m1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKGayARZ90R1TK32x2fSysu4PZ0mH9QTkkYgP74327Z7JHSf_Ks_sZeDMHnfhxqJ_PVK8Zze6omQIFUY3DbaTTcHDTtXhwHBzFrhbzIUh2Pgbe7ZPNvZl7FEtDii2arX8-ZBgx5opbsT0/s400/m1.jpg" /></a></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-82148060592136975762010-05-11T11:55:00.000-07:002010-05-11T11:57:58.172-07:00WijibosWijibos live deep in the forest. They hate humans. They will eat the head off of a human very fast and very easily. It turns out that they like candy. So if you come across a wijibo, offer it candy and it may let you live.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-21873799351835920072010-05-11T11:52:00.001-07:002010-05-11T11:52:55.223-07:00Wijibo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixEfItVp14rVeVf0BF7tSrLo3oCo1Y4mYgdEw5PsGUTdrUw2ECKZ3xBpylgyMacT19wYFuQmYOYnkFmwxO2ORGClG34OMemRtD4JnspVYdf9FUVspRACdhzlHcPQ_21BR6d17pW_0GTJY/s1600/wijibo.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixEfItVp14rVeVf0BF7tSrLo3oCo1Y4mYgdEw5PsGUTdrUw2ECKZ3xBpylgyMacT19wYFuQmYOYnkFmwxO2ORGClG34OMemRtD4JnspVYdf9FUVspRACdhzlHcPQ_21BR6d17pW_0GTJY/s400/wijibo.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470087399784150770" border="0" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17669718110253069602010-04-16T08:25:00.000-07:002010-04-16T08:27:25.554-07:00Early Morning in the Tendeloin: Green Paint Guy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho4AWVBG7kf88_GR6javPA1IxpL5DTSKT-izlgInBCirUn-4EQgmFO6WxFRrvU8MfLzWJa7QhPJTNPnOAMzi7bFZ_SOyTZ4ClAjAMVCXpsAzOJ-EX-0mvWWsPnhrYA8OydCQdmw_B-mU8/s1600/Untitled-1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho4AWVBG7kf88_GR6javPA1IxpL5DTSKT-izlgInBCirUn-4EQgmFO6WxFRrvU8MfLzWJa7QhPJTNPnOAMzi7bFZ_SOyTZ4ClAjAMVCXpsAzOJ-EX-0mvWWsPnhrYA8OydCQdmw_B-mU8/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460757032570037970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Crossing against the red light.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-30672490172556502962010-02-23T08:15:00.000-08:002010-02-23T08:18:45.038-08:00Early morning in the Tenderloin<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7XvMfm3_apvn2gIAHnMHvJWXFWmsvliNyLwpLJ8aimhlS7KsgauUboCu9W4lLrKvJN8oE_azgsxwPUy12vrcMrmWER6C9uM2dJO0OChHKPpmIjp4MqX-sce6n_CwsGQF43LgEdmBX-Rk/s1600-h/Laser+pointer+man.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7XvMfm3_apvn2gIAHnMHvJWXFWmsvliNyLwpLJ8aimhlS7KsgauUboCu9W4lLrKvJN8oE_azgsxwPUy12vrcMrmWER6C9uM2dJO0OChHKPpmIjp4MqX-sce6n_CwsGQF43LgEdmBX-Rk/s400/Laser+pointer+man.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441473913082985138" border="0" /></a><br />This morning's character was extra special. As the light was turning, I saw a blur of cream fake fur and brown stripes. This fellow moseyed out into the crosswalk. Suddenly he stopped, in the middle of the crosswalk, in front of traffic. Then I saw the little silver stick. He looked up toward the sky, and then over to a building. Then he beamed his light at the building, muttered some imponderables and continued on his way.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-49496237274086455702009-09-15T13:09:00.001-07:002009-09-15T13:09:16.952-07:00Break time!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9zBQ721023KWl9v_QtB_KyahiQV1aRIVIst3383uEMWdXndkSlnByr-c6pbzmnM_1cJefOb68Bl4-0_-C4n8fDd1x8YBzHdPAYHQL9KFNXMshPDXGWM11NmbxISo2UjfCM_44MK3pQJI/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9zBQ721023KWl9v_QtB_KyahiQV1aRIVIst3383uEMWdXndkSlnByr-c6pbzmnM_1cJefOb68Bl4-0_-C4n8fDd1x8YBzHdPAYHQL9KFNXMshPDXGWM11NmbxISo2UjfCM_44MK3pQJI/s400/m2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381788810994204594" border="0" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-25639292655738149222009-09-15T11:45:00.001-07:002009-09-15T11:45:54.336-07:00New friend from TV<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCOyGZuQmprNGw6_7tU2aAmqzq26IC7yeO2rGpysFX9Foe5q4jbGdBwelDm27-DG8xsrioRnwTz3QysPjljbRKkZ7b9q8bBUK0gl13WQPhijGJuFWvBRGoK6gf5xxpQfNS3VxYvcDRohs/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCOyGZuQmprNGw6_7tU2aAmqzq26IC7yeO2rGpysFX9Foe5q4jbGdBwelDm27-DG8xsrioRnwTz3QysPjljbRKkZ7b9q8bBUK0gl13WQPhijGJuFWvBRGoK6gf5xxpQfNS3VxYvcDRohs/s400/m1.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381767311097119618" border="0" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-25783854963857544902009-07-17T14:42:00.000-07:002009-07-17T16:12:46.609-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMBzhuKfnLCbrjALFpbDE7_rH6xgTw1EduO9Rt0XofHLqYYdbMZr6kGn9BBBX1_y7kv_TeASA6298IpdaO6TtabPDVs45_oKGuVenfECGcHK-WV3vS3FNXRkYHl-RxRquCv6vnLUS-3js/s1600-h/m20.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMBzhuKfnLCbrjALFpbDE7_rH6xgTw1EduO9Rt0XofHLqYYdbMZr6kGn9BBBX1_y7kv_TeASA6298IpdaO6TtabPDVs45_oKGuVenfECGcHK-WV3vS3FNXRkYHl-RxRquCv6vnLUS-3js/s400/m20.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359547866973116018" /></a><br /><br />If you are wondering what is going on with my keen red top, it's that I had a bit of a tussle.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-62588176667400550952009-06-19T11:16:00.001-07:002009-06-19T11:17:44.066-07:00I have the best selling car in the US (2008)*<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHhzZhLzw-34LF8TiMqNRqkLHhbpz9nd7zoFP15EntzX1vw3rh-yDcTi4hzmWf2k7QN1DdZsgcWC4dYbLTDht6ZgNcv0wd6O-d67UvW-GvlCIvWdH8GK7mrSTqZdSf7trJsO-2RQdDpio/s1600-h/m4.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHhzZhLzw-34LF8TiMqNRqkLHhbpz9nd7zoFP15EntzX1vw3rh-yDcTi4hzmWf2k7QN1DdZsgcWC4dYbLTDht6ZgNcv0wd6O-d67UvW-GvlCIvWdH8GK7mrSTqZdSf7trJsO-2RQdDpio/s400/m4.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349104440507129202" /></a><br /><br />BUT IT HASN'T GOTTEN ME TO PUFFIN ISLAND.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525318,00.html">*</a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-15004382048420823732009-06-08T15:25:00.000-07:002009-06-08T15:26:30.523-07:00IF.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7SkdWSoamlMnZkGZYXgpD4TtykIcBWg3xV085Qcury7y-1-jLdXgC6FiXaS6fq2Q1VZE5jv0wiC2IoCr5EYdKqy6sF6euMCUwug58aNc8UaaPS-2JSQPAgU2gG6DncUKF0dCBKhH242U/s1600-h/m13.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7SkdWSoamlMnZkGZYXgpD4TtykIcBWg3xV085Qcury7y-1-jLdXgC6FiXaS6fq2Q1VZE5jv0wiC2IoCr5EYdKqy6sF6euMCUwug58aNc8UaaPS-2JSQPAgU2gG6DncUKF0dCBKhH242U/s400/m13.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345086642288984738" /></a><br /><br />If I had hair as thick and luxurious as Tyra, and if I were rich, I bet then I could make it to puffin island.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-59618850345805411842009-06-08T15:08:00.001-07:002009-06-08T15:08:49.907-07:00Mortadella got bangs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTAMMunJB6-WEdtiRE83w-Y3Lr69Ct29BAPFbUNXOLUWNqjHzytFs9z2DRYGyPQNb1mkTihhTbJJtDTqgd3w8SNQZessWvyJIDI4EOdf2g4h9M3uHhTu3iskEGiwth58JnL1fEEiPqIt4/s1600-h/m12.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTAMMunJB6-WEdtiRE83w-Y3Lr69Ct29BAPFbUNXOLUWNqjHzytFs9z2DRYGyPQNb1mkTihhTbJJtDTqgd3w8SNQZessWvyJIDI4EOdf2g4h9M3uHhTu3iskEGiwth58JnL1fEEiPqIt4/s400/m12.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345082186498822866" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-50573206414363911312009-06-08T14:35:00.000-07:002009-06-08T14:36:20.379-07:00I like can I touch.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib1O4ZdWDkMFd8wSxo9a4_8-U-zh95TXkJlWAVYbHYA4Bbr8Pbej2zwMpOloi-bU6JhJjLtD6juVjb5rEkz4naGj9FKkMhduAmCHfBLpAsX8X3pxh0I-eEYCPzr33_ngTBeSRiahR1D5I/s1600-h/m11.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib1O4ZdWDkMFd8wSxo9a4_8-U-zh95TXkJlWAVYbHYA4Bbr8Pbej2zwMpOloi-bU6JhJjLtD6juVjb5rEkz4naGj9FKkMhduAmCHfBLpAsX8X3pxh0I-eEYCPzr33_ngTBeSRiahR1D5I/s400/m11.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345073814092587346" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-15423071047644997082009-05-19T15:27:00.000-07:002009-05-19T15:28:17.835-07:00Mortadella was spotted over the weekend<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAoK4mi_fBsmc8zX6qbXg0PfXSBkSKFqMAog6eEm2COJlcl7PMzOWdNdSwEksBryXHh5DiThchDXDC6NNKNQD4tlJL9x-zzrZgteiO3me0PGlG62mkMYrXY6cBhMzg-pK0TbO6f4Nhurc/s1600-h/m10.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAoK4mi_fBsmc8zX6qbXg0PfXSBkSKFqMAog6eEm2COJlcl7PMzOWdNdSwEksBryXHh5DiThchDXDC6NNKNQD4tlJL9x-zzrZgteiO3me0PGlG62mkMYrXY6cBhMzg-pK0TbO6f4Nhurc/s400/m10.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337665502401775218" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17862114315177701952009-05-08T15:25:00.001-07:002009-05-08T15:25:54.574-07:00My new boondoggle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL-774kPNXDLLLs4k0-PpGvIgfp8WP8DSyNj3WyXeGl51mL-1XbnpQYVwhWFoKGumbVc0jLJin85_vwXZNGfByvTLLSkoOfstI2LhnaDpd8mChb0pxJx1gtrlGcnPSsmHaUAhBpV8FtrU/s1600-h/m9.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL-774kPNXDLLLs4k0-PpGvIgfp8WP8DSyNj3WyXeGl51mL-1XbnpQYVwhWFoKGumbVc0jLJin85_vwXZNGfByvTLLSkoOfstI2LhnaDpd8mChb0pxJx1gtrlGcnPSsmHaUAhBpV8FtrU/s400/m9.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333582953023922434" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-20949889256724380682009-05-07T14:54:00.001-07:002009-05-07T14:54:57.564-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9r5U-Y0jUWzFMAp06l7YHq9grFBv_MtZwEXhu_MBPylj0Reh9X1Bcy4OqwQ1Z1Prk33HMllleIN9KtzvAL_WPpbI04RoiTDr2aqSfjIWNH1G0yU40m0qREGBjZ4Ck5G8wgU5U2FXI6Vc/s1600-h/m8.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9r5U-Y0jUWzFMAp06l7YHq9grFBv_MtZwEXhu_MBPylj0Reh9X1Bcy4OqwQ1Z1Prk33HMllleIN9KtzvAL_WPpbI04RoiTDr2aqSfjIWNH1G0yU40m0qREGBjZ4Ck5G8wgU5U2FXI6Vc/s400/m8.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333203888302179282" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-61199301578262145452009-04-29T11:53:00.000-07:002009-04-29T11:54:08.709-07:00Getting ready for October<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs0yyZVENKYIbwAiJ-BTd-9K7crsZSHGb0OAypDBwxeAJJ5j3nrFYxOc6EOMTaIqEbdQFPNW-06CzTrvPq4iWUYw-F2bPxD5zX28LPniWIunvkoDNQN5YzGW7iI5W18ZH4kV9xnh7_FX0/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs0yyZVENKYIbwAiJ-BTd-9K7crsZSHGb0OAypDBwxeAJJ5j3nrFYxOc6EOMTaIqEbdQFPNW-06CzTrvPq4iWUYw-F2bPxD5zX28LPniWIunvkoDNQN5YzGW7iI5W18ZH4kV9xnh7_FX0/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330188586017976690" /></a><br />It's that time again! Time to get a head start!Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-51932197434672095032009-04-16T11:12:00.001-07:002009-04-16T11:12:39.289-07:00Long time, no hear...I know.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmtHlBaGsVnSOsKN_SwTnQx7XRmsTS_FW8mlSExeE8vjldsqTsvaD7I8eii8TIjlbHgIkM-ixagF9xyVV7696BgZsHId675vlOHktyr5ZZPbRrVp8urb-sBkcyhfI7Wc06l4TsNSLolNw/s1600-h/m7.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmtHlBaGsVnSOsKN_SwTnQx7XRmsTS_FW8mlSExeE8vjldsqTsvaD7I8eii8TIjlbHgIkM-ixagF9xyVV7696BgZsHId675vlOHktyr5ZZPbRrVp8urb-sBkcyhfI7Wc06l4TsNSLolNw/s400/m7.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325353759218626962" /></a><br /><br />I've been busy: I got some bling.Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-62627383500779716622009-02-23T14:38:00.001-08:002009-02-23T14:38:45.464-08:00what I found out on 2/23/09<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX0ru-e9G2JLoJkUZwCiWF8Q0vjc4t3LPfWVZSmqtSY_X4wPtx-cyR5dvtL9NPxSvu6nYATGFxQHKH03xoXWM3m8ssb_OGGLRfBuSWApaWUgoGEwYGeIrxH2rru3zcHBSpwOp2_eXCGlM/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX0ru-e9G2JLoJkUZwCiWF8Q0vjc4t3LPfWVZSmqtSY_X4wPtx-cyR5dvtL9NPxSvu6nYATGFxQHKH03xoXWM3m8ssb_OGGLRfBuSWApaWUgoGEwYGeIrxH2rru3zcHBSpwOp2_eXCGlM/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306125936725362354" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-18502890917960307132009-02-17T14:21:00.001-08:002009-02-17T14:21:53.698-08:00--*--<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC9oqdQD53RQHYh6Ev_2FGTjRbldO1qkLSzpCnInyr69JWNO-3ZST_pTeSDw9P-dZUcGtDJGnH7Bv0xogGEznFaCZyw5bI0ZMjOthPrESY77KHmsEsQY3hs8TS6cxNpbvAr_NOQk7Asls/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC9oqdQD53RQHYh6Ev_2FGTjRbldO1qkLSzpCnInyr69JWNO-3ZST_pTeSDw9P-dZUcGtDJGnH7Bv0xogGEznFaCZyw5bI0ZMjOthPrESY77KHmsEsQY3hs8TS6cxNpbvAr_NOQk7Asls/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303895104228864114" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-61091131274051071662009-02-12T14:11:00.001-08:002009-02-12T14:11:40.516-08:00Lifelong dreams<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjakaUoRdCQ5nj8HJlzAtSDMiwipv0KP2G6Nh2SOSgT_FgkEfChXrgr0qY4u4FP2UINMO4VRdj2glzQ_WRSPGtXTlDNnkVi40YpzvF7bD-Fmt77A_OykSUBgEug3xEQA4TbTr2aPBs8zwA/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjakaUoRdCQ5nj8HJlzAtSDMiwipv0KP2G6Nh2SOSgT_FgkEfChXrgr0qY4u4FP2UINMO4VRdj2glzQ_WRSPGtXTlDNnkVi40YpzvF7bD-Fmt77A_OykSUBgEug3xEQA4TbTr2aPBs8zwA/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302037042507070578" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90295761195820787022009-02-10T10:57:00.000-08:002009-02-10T10:58:37.735-08:00Introducing, MORTADELLA as<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPJUu9Q18UrGzKOnNxIJvb-U-TzHzqgrBXQxHEetrodqhjjxN4MMcDgG7z1jfVtTFJOrVJI5pBrWI17zJIWBBqrJNWXvbBun6vHo0hITCfZH6fG466hbeZw3oYpJNMjIQuVRate-qKkc/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPJUu9Q18UrGzKOnNxIJvb-U-TzHzqgrBXQxHEetrodqhjjxN4MMcDgG7z1jfVtTFJOrVJI5pBrWI17zJIWBBqrJNWXvbBun6vHo0hITCfZH6fG466hbeZw3oYpJNMjIQuVRate-qKkc/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301245066399306034" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-21065127178025871142009-01-21T15:55:00.001-08:002009-01-21T15:56:02.898-08:00I LIKE DONUTS!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijfxwy4gfOGPLfwJWtqxWF3ih1LO12Fb6Z8veeliPttGsKSISZo3lTI5qJBOg4Rob-Rk2zqUKd78IrfdiSHeEIKnBeNlwtTITGGRqNtnKw0KHIkWbtKq5ZKTk5r16vuHHJ-XvqbnsUjro/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijfxwy4gfOGPLfwJWtqxWF3ih1LO12Fb6Z8veeliPttGsKSISZo3lTI5qJBOg4Rob-Rk2zqUKd78IrfdiSHeEIKnBeNlwtTITGGRqNtnKw0KHIkWbtKq5ZKTk5r16vuHHJ-XvqbnsUjro/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293900023139514002" /></a><br /><br />Chocolate Glazed!Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-26083178080214777022008-12-19T13:19:00.001-08:002008-12-19T13:19:57.780-08:00Going on vacation!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNedWwdMz0I0QgT3EQCc3kehjK3wRwAiRquezhLs39Hm8Wzt98PLuW0iGcd0yJOsYtS6ukdb9oa-1dfSJX5uwrtxYhCXTwCfDP857EI6I_J4STa_-eB1Y04Rc07FTA72FfOoOpJ8Vtxqk/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNedWwdMz0I0QgT3EQCc3kehjK3wRwAiRquezhLs39Hm8Wzt98PLuW0iGcd0yJOsYtS6ukdb9oa-1dfSJX5uwrtxYhCXTwCfDP857EI6I_J4STa_-eB1Y04Rc07FTA72FfOoOpJ8Vtxqk/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281614019587264338" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17943092540928183762008-12-17T16:04:00.000-08:002008-12-17T16:05:11.644-08:00Schematic for my friend's awesome pad:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWizzATb70hZuvuFIOGrqv78v31ZqEcu2LWYIpbwir5cF9Gf3YwNoZNSrbvqlmn3LdEiUtCXsseaIMDcDdmPvirMCLu0sTKJcLXdvIR9IgUz13Ldl6YDvW8S9qk9sL2eC-t6TSuThSeZw/s1600-h/159Kschematic.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWizzATb70hZuvuFIOGrqv78v31ZqEcu2LWYIpbwir5cF9Gf3YwNoZNSrbvqlmn3LdEiUtCXsseaIMDcDdmPvirMCLu0sTKJcLXdvIR9IgUz13Ldl6YDvW8S9qk9sL2eC-t6TSuThSeZw/s400/159Kschematic.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280914441875742626" /></a>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-8859060484565537542008-12-09T10:45:00.000-08:002008-12-09T10:47:12.349-08:00Glamour Christmas shotSo I got <a href="http://tmibanda.blogspot.com/2008/12/friendly-reminder.html">this email </a><br /><br />And decided to doll myself up <span style="font-style:italic;">even more</span>!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3f9fpxa8T0gRrGhw9n8qOedi6W0XknD1Lb0Gfp3cFB4mrs8xZxN22N1iU2suAggE5y_bqFH0LDK5DqhXx6hjLXxsD5UH8kVewusMy5D1Y9h5KotX4L0QmO-Hru38NwAAELuYBUSJE0s8/s1600-h/m72.bmp"><img style="display:block; 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