tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86779164560779872602012-02-16T02:37:27.843-08:00Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.comBlogger1881100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-82148060592136975762010-05-11T11:55:00.000-07:002010-05-11T11:57:58.172-07:00Wijibos live deep in the forest. They hate humans. They will eat the head off of a human very fast and very easily. It turns out that they like candy. So if you come across a wijibo, offer it candy and it may let you live.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8214806059213697576?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-21873799351835920072010-05-11T11:52:00.001-07:002010-05-11T11:52:55.223-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S-mngiJ5dvI/AAAAAAAAC4U/zID0xA2NUyw/s1600/wijibo.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S-mngiJ5dvI/AAAAAAAAC4U/zID0xA2NUyw/s400/wijibo.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470087399784150770" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2187379935183592007?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17669718110253069602010-04-16T08:25:00.000-07:002010-04-16T08:27:25.554-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S8iBlrsNptI/AAAAAAAAC2M/Yn3W_ouriFM/s1600/Untitled-1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S8iBlrsNptI/AAAAAAAAC2M/Yn3W_ouriFM/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460757032570037970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Crossing against the red light.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1766971811025306960?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-30672490172556502962010-02-23T08:15:00.000-08:002010-02-23T08:18:45.038-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S4P_sZvdurI/AAAAAAAACq0/x_lhZ9S4CmU/s1600-h/Laser+pointer+man.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/S4P_sZvdurI/AAAAAAAACq0/x_lhZ9S4CmU/s400/Laser+pointer+man.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441473913082985138" border="0" /></a><br />This morning's character was extra special. As the light was turning, I saw a blur of cream fake fur and brown stripes. This fellow moseyed out into the crosswalk. Suddenly he stopped, in the middle of the crosswalk, in front of traffic. Then I saw the little silver stick. He looked up toward the sky, and then over to a building. Then he beamed his light at the building, muttered some imponderables and continued on his way.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3067249017255650296?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-49496237274086455702009-09-15T13:09:00.001-07:002009-09-15T13:09:16.952-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sq_0aN97P7I/AAAAAAAACl0/iJLAasicdoc/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sq_0aN97P7I/AAAAAAAACl0/iJLAasicdoc/s400/m2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381788810994204594" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-4949623727408645570?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-25639292655738149222009-09-15T11:45:00.001-07:002009-09-15T11:45:54.336-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sq_g2wnAw4I/AAAAAAAACls/hsKXIAHsTzA/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sq_g2wnAw4I/AAAAAAAACls/hsKXIAHsTzA/s400/m1.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381767311097119618" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2563929265573814922?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-25783854963857544902009-07-17T14:42:00.000-07:002009-07-17T16:12:46.609-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SmDwY4-ilnI/AAAAAAAACco/FGpUCpTgvmQ/s1600-h/m20.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SmDwY4-ilnI/AAAAAAAACco/FGpUCpTgvmQ/s400/m20.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359547866973116018" /></a><br /><br />If you are wondering what is going on with my keen red top, it's that I had a bit of a tussle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2578385496385754490?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-62588176667400550952009-06-19T11:16:00.001-07:002009-06-19T11:17:44.066-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SjvWJdrkXXI/AAAAAAAACag/-W-I-tgRHDI/s1600-h/m4.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SjvWJdrkXXI/AAAAAAAACag/-W-I-tgRHDI/s400/m4.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349104440507129202" /></a><br /><br />BUT IT HASN'T GOTTEN ME TO PUFFIN ISLAND.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525318,00.html">*</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6258817666740055095?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-15004382048420823732009-06-08T15:25:00.000-07:002009-06-08T15:26:30.523-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2P-09SAqI/AAAAAAAACXQ/tmyS_sCpd_I/s1600-h/m13.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2P-09SAqI/AAAAAAAACXQ/tmyS_sCpd_I/s400/m13.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345086642288984738" /></a><br /><br />If I had hair as thick and luxurious as Tyra, and if I were rich, I bet then I could make it to puffin island.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1500438204842082373?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-59618850345805411842009-06-08T15:08:00.001-07:002009-06-08T15:08:49.907-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2L7d2H0tI/AAAAAAAACXI/O1y_yc4k-48/s1600-h/m12.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2L7d2H0tI/AAAAAAAACXI/O1y_yc4k-48/s400/m12.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345082186498822866" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5961885034580541184?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-50573206414363911312009-06-08T14:35:00.000-07:002009-06-08T14:36:20.379-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2EUIM7IVI/AAAAAAAACXA/yHr4LDSwa8k/s1600-h/m11.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Si2EUIM7IVI/AAAAAAAACXA/yHr4LDSwa8k/s400/m11.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345073814092587346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5057320641436391131?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-15423071047644997082009-05-19T15:27:00.000-07:002009-05-19T15:28:17.835-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ShMyfoiDxnI/AAAAAAAACUE/5YnisOdsDD0/s1600-h/m10.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ShMyfoiDxnI/AAAAAAAACUE/5YnisOdsDD0/s400/m10.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337665502401775218" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1542307104764499708?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17862114315177701952009-05-08T15:25:00.001-07:002009-05-08T15:25:54.574-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SgSxb-8R4QI/AAAAAAAACSA/V41UYFXYz9s/s1600-h/m9.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SgSxb-8R4QI/AAAAAAAACSA/V41UYFXYz9s/s400/m9.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333582953023922434" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1786211431517770195?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-20949889256724380682009-05-07T14:54:00.001-07:002009-05-07T14:54:57.564-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SgNYrgz7w9I/AAAAAAAACR4/CasXd_Xl_3E/s1600-h/m8.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SgNYrgz7w9I/AAAAAAAACR4/CasXd_Xl_3E/s400/m8.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333203888302179282" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2094988925672438068?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-61199301578262145452009-04-29T11:53:00.000-07:002009-04-29T11:54:08.709-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SfiiR0dxcXI/AAAAAAAACQo/iaUl4wC7u4M/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SfiiR0dxcXI/AAAAAAAACQo/iaUl4wC7u4M/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330188586017976690" /></a><br />It's that time again! Time to get a head start!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6119930157826214545?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-51932197434672095032009-04-16T11:12:00.001-07:002009-04-16T11:12:39.289-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sed1B3GEcZI/AAAAAAAACMs/TH86UEvQrBA/s1600-h/m7.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Sed1B3GEcZI/AAAAAAAACMs/TH86UEvQrBA/s400/m7.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325353759218626962" /></a><br /><br />I've been busy: I got some bling.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5193219743467209503?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-62627383500779716622009-02-23T14:38:00.001-08:002009-02-23T14:38:45.464-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SaMlbSgAhrI/AAAAAAAACEY/PDQ8KsfISFg/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SaMlbSgAhrI/AAAAAAAACEY/PDQ8KsfISFg/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306125936725362354" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6262738350077971662?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-18502890917960307132009-02-17T14:21:00.001-08:002009-02-17T14:21:53.698-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZs4fv1-sHI/AAAAAAAACDs/suqwtAG1AJw/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZs4fv1-sHI/AAAAAAAACDs/suqwtAG1AJw/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303895104228864114" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1850289091796030713?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-61091131274051071662009-02-12T14:11:00.001-08:002009-02-12T14:11:40.516-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZSemUiYvHI/AAAAAAAACDk/7AE3e1xPG_g/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZSemUiYvHI/AAAAAAAACDk/7AE3e1xPG_g/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302037042507070578" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6109113127405107166?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90295761195820787022009-02-10T10:57:00.000-08:002009-02-10T10:58:37.735-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZHOTPoF0TI/AAAAAAAACDc/Uc99lnitV4w/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SZHOTPoF0TI/AAAAAAAACDc/Uc99lnitV4w/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301245066399306034" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9029576119582078702?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-21065127178025871142009-01-21T15:55:00.001-08:002009-01-21T15:56:02.898-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SXe2BdOptpI/AAAAAAAACCU/SXmw3VgQqvU/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SXe2BdOptpI/AAAAAAAACCU/SXmw3VgQqvU/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293900023139514002" /></a><br /><br />Chocolate Glazed!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2106512717802587114?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-26083178080214777022008-12-19T13:19:00.001-08:002008-12-19T13:19:57.780-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SUwP97Y4z1I/AAAAAAAACAQ/Z0t10UoJOQk/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SUwP97Y4z1I/AAAAAAAACAQ/Z0t10UoJOQk/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281614019587264338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2608317808021477702?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17943092540928183762008-12-17T16:04:00.000-08:002008-12-17T16:05:11.644-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SUmTtJU736I/AAAAAAAAB_w/7hYOzxsdY_M/s1600-h/159Kschematic.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SUmTtJU736I/AAAAAAAAB_w/7hYOzxsdY_M/s400/159Kschematic.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280914441875742626" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1794309254092818376?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-8859060484565537542008-12-09T10:45:00.000-08:002008-12-09T10:47:12.349-08:00So I got <a href="http://tmibanda.blogspot.com/2008/12/friendly-reminder.html">this email </a><br /><br />And decided to doll myself up <span style="font-style:italic;">even more</span>!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ST69GL7hdWI/AAAAAAAAB-E/Kwr3sKy93qU/s1600-h/m72.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ST69GL7hdWI/AAAAAAAAB-E/Kwr3sKy93qU/s400/m72.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277863727304111458" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-885906048456553754?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-51980933764291301952008-12-08T16:06:00.000-08:002008-12-08T16:18:26.050-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ST25SgRosHI/AAAAAAAAB98/8QCQPud6gys/s1600-h/m71.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/ST25SgRosHI/AAAAAAAAB98/8QCQPud6gys/s400/m71.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277578065900777586" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5198093376429130195?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-2568796358638698172008-12-05T16:26:00.000-08:002008-12-05T16:27:57.735-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/STnG_wuLEzI/AAAAAAAAB9s/RaSO_1mUSaw/s1600-h/m62.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/STnG_wuLEzI/AAAAAAAAB9s/RaSO_1mUSaw/s400/m62.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276467237153870642" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-256879635863869817?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-50336321856216766662008-12-02T10:21:00.000-08:002008-12-02T10:23:37.158-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/STV9DJKEFEI/AAAAAAAAB5s/m-G6ZcRQGFE/s1600-h/m60.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/STV9DJKEFEI/AAAAAAAAB5s/m-G6ZcRQGFE/s400/m60.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275260031485613122" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">*disclaimer: I'm being mental.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> Bwahahaha</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5033632185621676666?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-78069732555078769192008-11-14T13:19:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:20:56.166-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SR3rotHafjI/AAAAAAAAB5M/zOJ4ZlNmG7U/s1600-h/m51.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SR3rotHafjI/AAAAAAAAB5M/zOJ4ZlNmG7U/s400/m51.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268626223631334962" border="0" /></a>Totally scary.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7806973255507876919?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-13678550699271226392008-11-06T09:03:00.000-08:002008-11-06T09:04:40.989-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SRMjo9kw5fI/AAAAAAAAB4s/qEHhdZu1TxI/s1600-h/m50.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SRMjo9kw5fI/AAAAAAAAB4s/qEHhdZu1TxI/s400/m50.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265591575956743666" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1367855069927122639?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-7965287568526593002008-10-17T15:49:00.000-07:002008-10-17T15:50:10.341-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SPkWmPoRZ7I/AAAAAAAAB3I/Pf305sahCMs/s1600-h/m45.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SPkWmPoRZ7I/AAAAAAAAB3I/Pf305sahCMs/s400/m45.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5258258886218049458" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-796528756852659300?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-47637031544290677412008-10-08T13:10:00.000-07:002008-10-08T13:11:15.161-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SO0T36TQVzI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/K4bqPJM6y7g/s1600-h/m44.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SO0T36TQVzI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/K4bqPJM6y7g/s400/m44.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254878191474988850" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-4763703154429067741?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-58289861153212439572008-10-07T16:26:00.001-07:002008-10-07T16:29:36.741-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOvwXVw8WgI/AAAAAAAAB2I/rgzOgWRw6GQ/s1600-h/m43.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOvwXVw8WgI/AAAAAAAAB2I/rgzOgWRw6GQ/s400/m43.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254557674027899394" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5828986115321243957?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-5282570870691119552008-10-06T14:37:00.000-07:002008-10-06T15:15:02.277-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOqIv-Fi8bI/AAAAAAAAB2A/Kk_wfhXTj50/s1600-h/m42.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOqIv-Fi8bI/AAAAAAAAB2A/Kk_wfhXTj50/s400/m42.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254162272982593970" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-528257087069111955?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-76106931552178072882008-09-30T08:43:00.000-07:002008-09-30T08:55:48.863-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOJJcrmtxvI/AAAAAAAAB1Y/yut6xTRwGxY/s1600-h/m40.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOJJcrmtxvI/AAAAAAAAB1Y/yut6xTRwGxY/s400/m40.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251840872557692658" /></a><br /><br />*Thank you to that special reader for the reminder. You know who you are! Here is something for you:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOJLelTAYjI/AAAAAAAAB1g/uQIZyccacIM/s1600-h/m41.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SOJLelTAYjI/AAAAAAAAB1g/uQIZyccacIM/s400/m41.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251843104247407154" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7610693155217807288?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-29674976434341066852008-09-26T15:45:00.000-07:002008-09-26T15:47:29.662-07:00AUGH! The loss of control is blitzkrieging my brain!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SN1mTHFZSyI/AAAAAAAAB0E/DiMehN7tS-Q/s1600-h/m34.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SN1mTHFZSyI/AAAAAAAAB0E/DiMehN7tS-Q/s400/m34.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250465219089091362" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2967497643434106685?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-13832321659900378492008-09-24T15:49:00.000-07:002008-09-24T15:50:14.833-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SNrEBYGWJVI/AAAAAAAAByg/XcM9nUWqYpg/s1600-h/m31.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SNrEBYGWJVI/AAAAAAAAByg/XcM9nUWqYpg/s400/m31.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249723843581715794" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1383232165990037849?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-12523765286542406672008-09-15T14:25:00.000-07:002008-09-15T14:26:47.616-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SM7TCZasOXI/AAAAAAAAByY/bmDgh1-DHhc/s1600-h/m30.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SM7TCZasOXI/AAAAAAAAByY/bmDgh1-DHhc/s400/m30.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246362654069242226" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1252376528654240667?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-35780389670886901602008-09-10T15:31:00.000-07:002008-09-10T15:32:38.567-07:00woo hoo. I'm makin' things!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMhKzwolJMI/AAAAAAAABxM/zxUpoyOHxZ8/s1600-h/m24.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMhKzwolJMI/AAAAAAAABxM/zxUpoyOHxZ8/s400/m24.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244524019161834690" /></a><br />The CPU is back to working efficiently at the optimum temperature of about 65 F.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3578038967088690160?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-3335880708624894842008-09-08T16:26:00.000-07:002008-09-08T16:27:40.214-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMW06DNIVQI/AAAAAAAABxE/y8zMeEdyHmE/s1600-h/m21.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMW06DNIVQI/AAAAAAAABxE/y8zMeEdyHmE/s400/m21.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243796250528601346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-333588070862489484?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-73316810793172789382008-09-04T13:03:00.000-07:002008-09-04T13:06:13.809-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMA_sk1cZAI/AAAAAAAABbc/TyGa3tJsj9M/s1600-h/m20.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SMA_sk1cZAI/AAAAAAAABbc/TyGa3tJsj9M/s400/m20.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242260001293886466" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7331681079317278938?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-56744168568473433292008-08-28T11:23:00.000-07:002008-08-28T11:31:04.298-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SLbtgnLytOI/AAAAAAAABa8/ZxZBBkfiIk8/s1600-h/m17.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SLbtgnLytOI/AAAAAAAABa8/ZxZBBkfiIk8/s400/m17.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239636361022190818" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I guess I have a lot of fiber lovin friends! Who knew??<br /><br />(edited to protect certain identities!)<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">From A cereal company Samples <noreply@young-america.com><br />to mortadella<br />date 28 August 2008 10:10<br />subject Status Update of your Free Sample Request<br /><br />Thank you again for your request for a free cereal sample pack. Rest assured your sample is in process. However, there is more excitement than we could've dreamed of for the great taste of A cereal company. Therefore, we're working hard to make all the samples requested by our fiber-seeking friends. We apologize for the delay and appreciate your patience. Your free sample should arrive within the next 3-4 weeks.<br /><br />A cereal company, Inc.<br />P.O. Box 0000<br />Fiberville, USA 00000</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5674416856847343329?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-57833681552301301952008-08-20T08:51:00.001-07:002008-08-20T08:54:43.146-07:00Mom took big brothers to the Ren faire this past weekend with Auntie. She left me home! Totally unfair, but that's okay...I'm making my own renfaire here at home.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SKw9ieHjjDI/AAAAAAAABZ4/tSKKTVKkF7I/s1600-h/m15.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SKw9ieHjjDI/AAAAAAAABZ4/tSKKTVKkF7I/s400/m15.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236628129134644274" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >AND I'M DRINKING MEAD!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5783368155230130195?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-20856735917828663372008-08-15T08:31:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:35:29.212-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SKWheYbAZXI/AAAAAAAABZw/Tb_29CxONmg/s1600-h/m14.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SKWheYbAZXI/AAAAAAAABZw/Tb_29CxONmg/s400/m14.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234767685211940210" /></a><br />went to MOMA last night.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2085673591782866337?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90617968267227229972008-08-05T16:15:00.000-07:002008-08-05T16:17:56.840-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SJjfmqcmo9I/AAAAAAAABZQ/Hn7c0F5F_5E/s1600-h/m13.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SJjfmqcmo9I/AAAAAAAABZQ/Hn7c0F5F_5E/s400/m13.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231176822513116114" /></a><br /><br /><br />I'm really craving a licorice flavored lollipop right now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9061796826722722997?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-87606117360359144292008-07-29T12:13:00.000-07:002008-07-29T12:14:08.344-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SI9r9xZLj0I/AAAAAAAABYQ/MiAKvxdwegI/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SI9r9xZLj0I/AAAAAAAABYQ/MiAKvxdwegI/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228516401375579970" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8760611736035914429?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-6596850121688935622008-07-17T14:13:00.000-07:002008-07-17T14:21:27.506-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SH-2IBy3W9I/AAAAAAAABVo/rozjZHdrf38/s1600-h/m13.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SH-2IBy3W9I/AAAAAAAABVo/rozjZHdrf38/s400/m13.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224094341810052050" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-659685012168893562?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-68590471358748267162008-07-02T16:36:00.000-07:002008-07-02T16:38:34.249-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRXa5CWmI/AAAAAAAABNw/2p0t44DzPDc/s1600-h/m10.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRXa5CWmI/AAAAAAAABNw/2p0t44DzPDc/s400/m10.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218565162268777058" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRQqkpoXI/AAAAAAAABNo/vVdZWApb078/s1600-h/m11.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRQqkpoXI/AAAAAAAABNo/vVdZWApb078/s400/m11.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218565046219153778" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRIHMJ8vI/AAAAAAAABNg/730TUFjPbH4/s1600-h/m12.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SGwRIHMJ8vI/AAAAAAAABNg/730TUFjPbH4/s400/m12.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218564899282219762" /></a><br />Uh Oh. Kitty got puff tail.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6859047135874826716?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-80649224832068980902008-06-19T14:13:00.000-07:002008-06-19T14:14:35.014-07:00#5.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFrML8ghWKI/AAAAAAAABNY/48ZV2XmSjRI/s1600-h/m8.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFrML8ghWKI/AAAAAAAABNY/48ZV2XmSjRI/s400/m8.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213704024227928226" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8064922483206898090?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-38113739038858489882008-06-18T11:20:00.000-07:002008-06-18T11:25:48.898-07:00#4.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFlSAQZ7BUI/AAAAAAAABNQ/3gjGLtU3PJY/s1600-h/m7.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFlSAQZ7BUI/AAAAAAAABNQ/3gjGLtU3PJY/s400/m7.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213288208015230274" /></a><br />Marilyn Vos Savant once replied to reader that it is totally illogical to ride your bike in the street, down the wrong way. This neighbor irks me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3811373903885848988?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-14296227043390234052008-06-12T14:40:00.000-07:002008-06-12T14:43:49.993-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFGYkp7iw5I/AAAAAAAABMw/VOemGK5Scjg/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFGYkp7iw5I/AAAAAAAABMw/VOemGK5Scjg/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211113999342683026" /></a><br />"Mortadella, do you have some chocolate?"<br /><br />"No, but I have some jelly beans."<br /><br />"Gross ones?"<br /><br />"No. These"(jelly belly's)<br /><br />"I just need some sugar. Mmmm. These are excellent"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1429622704339023405?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-72576134873521026832008-06-12T10:41:00.001-07:002008-06-12T10:41:42.294-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFFfzqYnX0I/AAAAAAAABMo/XwHJgMurO60/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SFFfzqYnX0I/AAAAAAAABMo/XwHJgMurO60/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211051584999874370" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7257613487352102683?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-2290599248895907522008-06-05T11:57:00.000-07:002008-06-05T13:52:26.321-07:00#3.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEg3NNtaM7I/AAAAAAAABLw/WLdY-ITihDk/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEg3NNtaM7I/AAAAAAAABLw/WLdY-ITihDk/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208473669211927474" /></a><br />"HELLO, gorgeous!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-229059924889590752?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-10241163501221550412008-06-04T09:01:00.001-07:002008-06-04T09:01:54.913-07:00#2.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEa8attaM6I/AAAAAAAABLo/y5mjuFU_h9U/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEa8attaM6I/AAAAAAAABLo/y5mjuFU_h9U/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208057186233234338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1024116350122155041?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-17199557461580337582008-06-03T14:55:00.000-07:002008-06-03T14:56:36.770-07:00#1<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEW-C9taM5I/AAAAAAAABLg/WtZ3KRol7MM/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SEW-C9taM5I/AAAAAAAABLg/WtZ3KRol7MM/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207777502257886098" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1719955746158033758?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-30722353160525403942008-05-15T15:32:00.000-07:002008-05-15T15:33:32.277-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SCy6NXcTycI/AAAAAAAABKM/5AoO3QnHaSg/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SCy6NXcTycI/AAAAAAAABKM/5AoO3QnHaSg/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200736408499898818" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3072235316052540394?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-1398227049881183222008-05-08T15:44:00.000-07:002008-05-08T15:50:16.826-07:00Granny went to see Roller Derby and told me all about it. I asked for a pair of skates and she sent them. I just tried them on this morning!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SCOCZ9vGtFI/AAAAAAAABIs/tbCZjO2rdQA/s1600-h/m11.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SCOCZ9vGtFI/AAAAAAAABIs/tbCZjO2rdQA/s400/m11.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198141777496159314" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-139822704988118322?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-24220456807294076052008-05-01T13:20:00.000-07:002008-05-01T13:21:26.487-07:00<a href="http://tmibanda.blogspot.com"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBomKP44BaI/AAAAAAAABHE/_2dJE_Qu5C4/s1600-h/m10.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBomKP44BaI/AAAAAAAABHE/_2dJE_Qu5C4/s400/m10.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195507077630920098" /></a></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2422045680729407605?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-85748661008805019152008-04-30T14:38:00.001-07:002008-04-30T14:39:11.033-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBjm-v44BZI/AAAAAAAABG8/jCNbBSLOnYU/s1600-h/m9.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBjm-v44BZI/AAAAAAAABG8/jCNbBSLOnYU/s400/m9.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195156135853163922" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8574866100880501915?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-38258972831703839222008-04-29T08:24:00.000-07:002008-04-29T08:25:47.318-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBc99v44BYI/AAAAAAAABG0/KZ68fxTCVfw/s1600-h/m8.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBc99v44BYI/AAAAAAAABG0/KZ68fxTCVfw/s400/m8.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194688826231489922" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3825897283170383922?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-84852329460824398682008-04-28T13:25:00.001-07:002008-04-28T13:26:25.294-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBYy7P44BXI/AAAAAAAABGs/-l8qXhpXSTU/s1600-h/m7.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBYy7P44BXI/AAAAAAAABGs/-l8qXhpXSTU/s400/m7.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194395213677200754" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8485232946082439868?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-84313892126405310102008-04-25T11:44:00.000-07:002008-04-25T11:46:35.474-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBInA_44BTI/AAAAAAAABF0/_JAPqYeTmT4/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SBInA_44BTI/AAAAAAAABF0/_JAPqYeTmT4/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193256218415072562" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8431389212640531010?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-87746019059948940672008-04-18T10:40:00.000-07:002008-04-18T10:41:00.839-07:00tired and under the weather.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SAjdHA_ZB-I/AAAAAAAABFA/5EAvQmyBSPw/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/SAjdHA_ZB-I/AAAAAAAABFA/5EAvQmyBSPw/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190641683139200994" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8774601905994894067?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-26250157606652305082008-04-11T16:16:00.001-07:002008-04-11T16:16:56.701-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R__xYFCbYiI/AAAAAAAABEQ/ehXj2OhxE5I/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R__xYFCbYiI/AAAAAAAABEQ/ehXj2OhxE5I/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188130691725615650" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2625015760665230508?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-45337675632298766302008-04-09T16:17:00.000-07:002008-04-09T16:18:34.046-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_1OuFCbYhI/AAAAAAAABEI/_hDXVU7XGX4/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_1OuFCbYhI/AAAAAAAABEI/_hDXVU7XGX4/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187388899333988882" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-4533767563229876630?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-39796197211480719382008-04-08T11:01:00.000-07:002008-04-08T11:03:01.539-07:00Mortadolla slugged me and took off with my piggy bank.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_uzOFoXblI/AAAAAAAABEA/qiIM1LJLBQg/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_uzOFoXblI/AAAAAAAABEA/qiIM1LJLBQg/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186936450458283602" /></a><br />I just want to be a hermit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3979619721148071938?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-78645293409848955502008-04-03T19:29:00.000-07:002008-04-04T10:12:36.017-07:00My school building was shut down due to asbestos removal. So they had to bus all of the kids to a different part of the city. <br /><br /><p>Before we started over at the new school, which is in a rough part of town, we were told that we would each get assigned a buddy for the week. <br /><br /><p>The cool thing is, there is another girl named Mortadella! (Isn't that just *so* interesting?) Teacher gave me her picture. She spells her name different that I do.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_ZhdVoXbiI/AAAAAAAABDM/CMTqj_Cojns/s1600-h/m1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_ZhdVoXbiI/AAAAAAAABDM/CMTqj_Cojns/s400/m1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185439177614257698" /></a><br />She spells it, "Mortadolla". <br /><br /><p>We hit it off pretty good. In fact, she's coming over for dinner.<br /><br /><p>Here's us on the bus:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_WTk1oXbhI/AAAAAAAABDE/4Zfwcn7stxs/s1600-h/m2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_WTk1oXbhI/AAAAAAAABDE/4Zfwcn7stxs/s400/m2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185212807067954706" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7864529340984895550?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-70541816461480044342008-04-02T15:59:00.000-07:002008-04-02T16:01:19.723-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_QQCFoXbfI/AAAAAAAABC0/9EfPP_YJ_SU/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_QQCFoXbfI/AAAAAAAABC0/9EfPP_YJ_SU/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184786699067551218" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7054181646148004434?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-36837712821487316892008-04-01T14:43:00.001-07:002008-04-01T14:49:17.529-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_KstVoXbbI/AAAAAAAABCU/AOGmEt7srPM/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R_KstVoXbbI/AAAAAAAABCU/AOGmEt7srPM/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184396015957405106" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3683771282148731689?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-51930941439313638382008-03-20T15:55:00.001-07:002008-03-20T15:55:36.548-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R-LrY1oXbYI/AAAAAAAABBo/FHyn7ww9Fqw/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R-LrY1oXbYI/AAAAAAAABBo/FHyn7ww9Fqw/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179961333375266178" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5193094143931363838?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-26264291113587311372008-03-11T14:28:00.001-07:002008-03-11T14:29:20.508-07:00Granny is going to take me to get my passport photo taken. I dolled myself up with some sausage curls.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9b5lasUTHI/AAAAAAAABAw/KjWgsHL7rU4/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9b5lasUTHI/AAAAAAAABAw/KjWgsHL7rU4/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176599242924641394" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2626429111358731137?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-81216999733680497352008-03-11T14:17:00.000-07:002008-03-11T14:18:35.575-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9b3JasUTGI/AAAAAAAABAo/9JRTAnta8Ww/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9b3JasUTGI/AAAAAAAABAo/9JRTAnta8Ww/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176596562865048674" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8121699973368049735?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-52581562116996916362008-03-06T09:06:00.000-08:002008-03-06T09:07:01.269-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9AkqmD4x_I/AAAAAAAABAg/dPnVMj43UnY/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9AkqmD4x_I/AAAAAAAABAg/dPnVMj43UnY/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174676286038657010" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5258156211699691636?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-903438708780279182008-03-06T08:46:00.000-08:002008-03-06T08:47:26.561-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9Af_mD4x-I/AAAAAAAABAY/JuMWINBDq0c/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R9Af_mD4x-I/AAAAAAAABAY/JuMWINBDq0c/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174671149257770978" /></a><br />King Henry VIII would be *SO* proud!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-90343870878027918?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-56269053556563730932008-03-04T15:51:00.001-08:002008-03-04T16:00:19.430-08:00Tomorrow I'm supposed to eat 1 LB o' meat, so I'm trying to expand my stomach.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R83icGD4x9I/AAAAAAAABAQ/uACK5wb8Cls/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R83icGD4x9I/AAAAAAAABAQ/uACK5wb8Cls/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174040519209699282" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5626905355656373093?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-52596492151381655882008-02-28T15:47:00.000-08:002008-02-28T15:48:59.518-08:00<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R8dIU4Z8XJI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/Uhr_CId_lFU/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R8dIU4Z8XJI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/Uhr_CId_lFU/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172182220634086546" /></a><br /><br />this is what is up!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5259649215138165588?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-5814217050859568842008-02-25T14:30:00.000-08:002008-02-25T14:31:00.409-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R8NBnYZ8XEI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/ikalp2SPpSo/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R8NBnYZ8XEI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/ikalp2SPpSo/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171048941973429314" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-581421705085956884?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-18347737805433551062008-02-22T12:48:00.000-08:002008-02-22T12:55:47.851-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R781hIZ8XDI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/-HaQLF0ewnA/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R781hIZ8XDI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/-HaQLF0ewnA/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169909740552870962" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://tmibanda.blogspot.com">Banda!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1834773780543355106?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-54246447777330429452008-02-14T13:06:00.001-08:002008-02-14T13:07:35.157-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R7Stj4Z8XAI/AAAAAAAAA70/La8BBDoil4U/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R7Stj4Z8XAI/AAAAAAAAA70/La8BBDoil4U/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166945504449027074" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5424644777733042945?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-88229873513076725372008-02-11T13:27:00.001-08:002008-02-11T13:28:21.107-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R7C97oZ8W_I/AAAAAAAAA7s/_jq4rjE8wXY/s1600-h/m5.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R7C97oZ8W_I/AAAAAAAAA7s/_jq4rjE8wXY/s400/m5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165837604750121970" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8822987351307672537?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90751629913355594442008-02-07T07:58:00.000-08:002008-02-07T07:59:39.304-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R6sq5Z0N51I/AAAAAAAAA50/1f9UtXryjRU/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R6sq5Z0N51I/AAAAAAAAA50/1f9UtXryjRU/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164268563381217106" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9075162991335559444?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-91643854249608286962008-01-30T13:32:00.000-08:002008-01-30T13:33:40.541-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R6DtBp0N50I/AAAAAAAAA5U/yFz7LOGaHgw/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R6DtBp0N50I/AAAAAAAAA5U/yFz7LOGaHgw/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161385785627109186" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9164385424960828696?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-84951138258520030142008-01-29T12:38:00.001-08:002008-01-29T12:39:59.077-08:00Did you hear?<br />In Britain fast food places might be able to award highschool diplomas?<br />Can I get a parental permission form to be hired? NOW?<br />I want to skip ahead and get to organic chemistry 101 college style.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R5-O4Z0N5zI/AAAAAAAAA5M/4c-RXWBYmIE/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R5-O4Z0N5zI/AAAAAAAAA5M/4c-RXWBYmIE/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161000797643597618" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8495113825852003014?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-20564000270664602652008-01-24T15:57:00.001-08:002008-01-24T15:58:47.248-08:00I would name it, "Manfred," or "Manfredina."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R5kmI50N5tI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/FZWzOGHICA4/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R5kmI50N5tI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/FZWzOGHICA4/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159196782530258642" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-2056400027066460265?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-53014646768296123092008-01-17T09:12:00.000-08:002008-01-17T09:13:08.967-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4-Mn4xzt_I/AAAAAAAAA2w/mLOqZ7lE3YM/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4-Mn4xzt_I/AAAAAAAAA2w/mLOqZ7lE3YM/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156494715246589938" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-5301464676829612309?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-75089049920255382082008-01-16T08:20:00.001-08:002008-01-16T08:20:32.965-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R44uy4xzt-I/AAAAAAAAA2o/1aB5wNXDIe4/s1600-h/m1.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R44uy4xzt-I/AAAAAAAAA2o/1aB5wNXDIe4/s400/m1.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156110075155429346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7508904992025538208?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-45744785340716741312008-01-15T08:16:00.000-08:002008-01-15T08:17:27.311-08:00I love my little cappuchino monkey and my kitty to death.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4zce4xzt9I/AAAAAAAAA2g/s0Awi1OwZr0/s1600-h/m6.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4zce4xzt9I/AAAAAAAAA2g/s0Awi1OwZr0/s400/m6.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155738096627857362" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-4574478534071674131?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-19770601236636624232008-01-14T16:37:00.000-08:002008-01-14T16:42:50.168-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4wAeIxzt8I/AAAAAAAAA2Y/j8OC39tNGb8/s1600-h/m4.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4wAeIxzt8I/AAAAAAAAA2Y/j8OC39tNGb8/s400/m4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155496191184844738" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1977060123663662423?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-78163177221340881442008-01-11T15:46:00.000-08:002008-01-11T15:47:32.688-08:00Here are a couple of the main characters, Jerry and Albert.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4f_-Yxzt3I/AAAAAAAAA1E/YdqEWyJmWkY/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4f_-Yxzt3I/AAAAAAAAA1E/YdqEWyJmWkY/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154369745817155442" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7816317722134088144?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-3493005972538297632008-01-08T11:32:00.001-08:002008-01-08T11:34:15.343-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4PQLoxzt2I/AAAAAAAAA0k/46XHPmmbaNA/s1600-h/m3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4PQLoxzt2I/AAAAAAAAA0k/46XHPmmbaNA/s400/m3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153191296985446242" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-349300597253829763?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-38876039949494121102008-01-07T14:20:00.000-08:002008-01-07T14:21:42.442-08:00bwahahaha!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4Kl6Yxzt1I/AAAAAAAAA0c/KI7VeHToyS8/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R4Kl6Yxzt1I/AAAAAAAAA0c/KI7VeHToyS8/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152863346167625554" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3887603994949412110?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-87309256439977818362008-01-02T12:00:00.001-08:002008-01-02T12:01:36.532-08:00This was the Christmas card that mom sent out, but then I added a little part to it to make it better.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R3vtg4xzt0I/AAAAAAAAA0U/31R2KxP7a6I/s1600-h/xmas.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R3vtg4xzt0I/AAAAAAAAA0U/31R2KxP7a6I/s400/xmas.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150971748081186626" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8730925643997781836?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-73452740737304153562008-01-02T11:41:00.000-08:002008-01-02T11:43:17.213-08:00Over the holiday, we had some crab. I got a nasty lil cut. It doesn't want to heal. I think there is a baby crab inside. I named him Seamus.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R3vpJYxztzI/AAAAAAAAA0M/hs3Zc7JiP74/s1600-h/crab.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R3vpJYxztzI/AAAAAAAAA0M/hs3Zc7JiP74/s400/crab.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150966946307749682" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-7345274073730415356?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90680959780159090162007-12-10T15:53:00.000-08:002007-12-10T15:54:48.063-08:00There once was a little girl with a pet rat named Guido. Guido liked lasagna. The girl liked licorice. They decided that it was a great friendship because they both liked things in the English language that began with the letter, “L”.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R13Rs7Z03II/AAAAAAAAA0E/lk_TXMZNzIo/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R13Rs7Z03II/AAAAAAAAA0E/lk_TXMZNzIo/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142496919317437570" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9068095978015909016?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-90153479695662230352007-11-30T16:19:00.001-08:002007-11-30T16:20:03.894-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R1Coq7Z027I/AAAAAAAAAw4/SLk_WZpacck/s1600-R/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R1Coq7Z027I/AAAAAAAAAw4/WhmBr68odds/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138792630283721650" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-9015347969566223035?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-80825866756379185932007-11-29T16:09:00.000-08:002007-11-29T16:10:51.750-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R09VBd3qtYI/AAAAAAAAAww/GNb23NuFyAk/s1600-h/food.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R09VBd3qtYI/AAAAAAAAAww/GNb23NuFyAk/s400/food.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138419183539369346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8082586675637918593?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-81756624201991236642007-11-28T15:49:00.000-08:002007-11-28T15:50:11.757-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R03-od3qtXI/AAAAAAAAAwo/oj7_4f1vs8g/s1600-h/m7.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R03-od3qtXI/AAAAAAAAAwo/oj7_4f1vs8g/s400/m7.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138042721065940338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-8175662420199123664?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-38246479647399426092007-11-23T08:51:00.001-08:002007-11-23T09:01:59.743-08:00Oh man, I beat out big brothers in the food eating for Thanksgiving. Whoa momma.<br /><br />Today's the big day to think about what Santa could give to reward me for being on practically my best behavior this year.<br /><br />I got a couple ideas lined up:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R0cHHN3qtTI/AAAAAAAAAvw/9gNqv1XjSyY/s1600-h/RobotSpider.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R0cHHN3qtTI/AAAAAAAAAvw/9gNqv1XjSyY/s400/RobotSpider.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136081720602965298" /></a><br /><br />and as a companion to that gift:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R0cHRN3qtUI/AAAAAAAAAv4/Iyv4sa-qk3w/s1600-h/pony.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/R0cHRN3qtUI/AAAAAAAAAv4/Iyv4sa-qk3w/s400/pony.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136081892401657154" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-3824647964739942609?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-64731150176554268932007-11-16T16:18:00.000-08:002007-11-16T16:20:49.748-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rz4z3N3qtSI/AAAAAAAAAvo/QGkjqlkPo6M/s1600-h/m2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rz4z3N3qtSI/AAAAAAAAAvo/QGkjqlkPo6M/s400/m2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5133597648957912354" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6473115017655426893?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-62728759840138454062007-11-14T16:29:00.000-08:002007-11-14T16:30:49.738-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/RzuTMeKoFGI/AAAAAAAAAvg/LAYqah2ku-A/s1600-h/m1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/RzuTMeKoFGI/AAAAAAAAAvg/LAYqah2ku-A/s400/m1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132858042784158818" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-6272875984013845406?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8677916456077987260.post-16201398180358562552007-11-13T15:42:00.000-08:002007-11-13T15:54:08.825-08:00If you are quiet, and listen to snippets of conversations around you, you can learn a whole lot!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo2kie3ctI/AAAAAAAAAvI/bvK_eSuqMkE/s1600-h/b1.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo2kie3ctI/AAAAAAAAAvI/bvK_eSuqMkE/s400/b1.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132474726701560530" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo3iCe3cuI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/CoUgKWF6cVI/s1600-h/b2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo3iCe3cuI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/CoUgKWF6cVI/s400/b2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132475783263515362" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo4tie3cvI/AAAAAAAAAvY/ngXa4SvbscI/s1600-h/b3.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FyfuYeRoej8/Rzo4tie3cvI/AAAAAAAAAvY/ngXa4SvbscI/s400/b3.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132477080343638770" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8677916456077987260-1620139818035856255?l=mortadellaslife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mortadellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06215871300602805208noreply@blogger.com1