Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Granny is dad's mom.

She's crazy cool! She digs trenches, rides a street legal dirt bike, has tattoos (I don't like needles though), bakes cookies, sends me frilly dresses (I DON'T LIKE THEM! ARGH.), and she got me a chemistry set when i asked for it (mom wouldn't let me play with it because the first day I never read the directions and kitty lost his fur - hey we were having a heat wave. It was a favor. duh.).


Christine said...

Upon thinking it over, I think we should be glad Granny is displacing her wish to dress girls in frilly onto you, Mortadella... I mean, imagine if she'd done it to Dad.

Dixon Ticonderoga said...

Kitty should make a run for it, while they're not looking.

Christine said...

Hey, it's not all bad; didn't she bring you a DIY kit for dreadlocks or something this time?