With smells too.

Current Activities List:

-Need to develop some sewing projects to create costumes for my new baby brother.

Costume ideas:

• Marshmallow
• Black Jelly Bean
• Dew log
• tennis ball
• anchovy

Other activities include needing to stay out of mom's hair because she has her hands really full. Hey! This is perfect. She is so busy I can pretty much do whatever and go undetected. I have a few thoughts such as finding out what is under the kitchen sink and also seeing how many of my older brother's toys can fit into the toilet.

Picture time!

Finally can sit on mom's lap again.

Thoughts on New Baby brother

He is very reddish in color. Not unlike a steamed beet. I used to not like beets but now I do. Snow White should have eaten some. Back to Baby Batmort, his skin is very smooth. I have thought that if I get in a bad accident and need a face transplant I would like the skin to be taken from my bum because it is very smooth there and has only seen the light of day a few times. This is what Baby Batmort's skin is like. His eyes look like slits. i guess because in the juice it is dark.

7-25-2007

Thoughts on Tyra...

One time me and my best friend Tyra went to Tijuana to get some leather pants for her. I personally think they might not have been cow leather (chupacabra?) but Tyra was like, We're going. And I love to jump on Tyra's band wagon. This other time Tyra was like, let's go buy a car and me and Tyra went to Woodland. It was so radical. But she didn't buy a car that day. This other time me and Tyra were in Italy and we were on a scooter and we shouldn't have been on there together because it was really hard for it to brake and we almost didn't stop but we were okay in the end. And we ate baby yogurt.

I wish Tyra could be my best friend

I like to make stories about stuff we did together and also I photoshopped myself into this picture with her.

It's your big brother's birthday. Finally. What do you do? Instill a little doubt in the boy.

Just for kicks.

SUPER CLOSE UP SHOT #2

I don't want to have the cognitive power of a 70 yr old...yet.

So I'm eating beans for breakfast. It's the best thing you can do. I'm eating LOTS.

Having a hard day today.

Hobbies you need to know about #2:

Hobbies you need to know about #1:

Inspired by Dixon...superhero posting for you:

SUPER CLOSE UP SHOT!

Current activities list:

• Thinking about how red bull doesn't literally give you wings as my cat proved. It does give you bite marks though. Bastard.
  
• Wishing I had one harry potter power. Snowy owls who can give messages are cool. Do Snowy owls eat cats?
• Measured my foot in inches. Oooh, I should try centimeters. The metric system is so now.
• Planning some future projects like camping apparatus.
  
• I wish I had an underground lair.
  

I think I like food that older people like.

I write poetry too.

It will come before you know it.

Stupid internet tests

I took this internet quizmo thing. Sorting hat for harry potter. It said I am in hufflepuff. My friend photochopped me:

it's kewl though because I like her okay. She gave me chocolate before. And tea.

Current activities list:

• Currently testing some effects on if coffee really does stunt a kids growth.
• Thinking about bathing my new pet cat.
• Thinking about if red bull really does give you wings.
• Wondering if my two older brothers will obey my every command.
• I don't need to be cute.
  

Mortadella plays with pet.

Meet Mortadella

I'm a future kid. I'll cause trouble. I'll be somewhat devious, but you might not even know it.

Trader Joe's Hazelnut and Fig Cookie thins